so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.
if i was your boyfriend i would do so much cute stuff. i’d bring you soup when you were feeling sick, i’d rub your tummy when you got cramps, i’d wake you up in the middle of the night dressed as an eagle shouting abstract poetry at my own dick
You’re lying if you say that this song doesn’t get your blood red hot in first 5 seconds of hearing it.
8-bit of Champions